I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize