Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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