hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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