she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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