She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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