If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Sorry my hands just texted you
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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