I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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