i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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