would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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