I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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