dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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