ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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