what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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