Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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