Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
