New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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