how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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