Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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