you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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