the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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