good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He's on the porch naked. Help.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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