I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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