i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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