Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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