I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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