Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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