it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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