lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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