NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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