Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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