her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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