I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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