One girl and one boy is just not enough.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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