i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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