Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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