I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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