she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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