The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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