We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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