Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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