Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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