i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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