the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize
