Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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