She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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