She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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