at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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