Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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