if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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