What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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