You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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