Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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