I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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