She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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